i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
She said her name was "party"
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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