I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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