More tranny stories later!
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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