Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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