I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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