i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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