where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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