You're so nebulous sometimes
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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