she looked like the before picture.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I think I just sharted jello shots
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