i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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