Where did you get a picture of my penis
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Randomize
