doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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