Dual....:-)
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
