My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
