Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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