We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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