Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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