is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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