Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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