Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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