I wannas sexs uuuuu
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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