Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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