would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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