This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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