It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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