If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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