therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
When did angry sex become our thing?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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