when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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