Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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