Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Hippo gnu deer
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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