either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Be still, my beating vagina.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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