Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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