508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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