Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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