They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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