At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
