Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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