That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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