There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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