If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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