I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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