Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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