ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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