Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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