You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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