Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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