Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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