Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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