Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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