In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Why did my mother make you get naked?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Randomize
