6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I think your dad took our porno
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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