I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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