I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
