And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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