are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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