operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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