I just pynch a tree in the face
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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