This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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