u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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