It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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